i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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