waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Are we still banned from the library?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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