I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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