he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
there is glitter all over my balls
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