the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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