Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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