What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
When are your genitals available?
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