So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
