Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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