Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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