i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.