If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?