So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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