Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.