Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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