Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it