i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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