this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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