Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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