If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
do herpes really smell.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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