i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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