I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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