Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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