So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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