no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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