on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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