And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I'm just crazy horny about you
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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