can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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