The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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