Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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