My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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