I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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