He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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