so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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