But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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