I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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