I just cut my nipple shaving
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I have surprise drugs for everyone
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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