I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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