The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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