Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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