Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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