So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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