I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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