is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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