NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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