They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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