I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Drunk is not a location!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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