i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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