Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I think people are normalizing furries
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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