Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
