I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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