rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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