hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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