well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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