I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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