Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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