I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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