people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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