Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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